März 2012
Man, I haven’t played backgammon in forever.
I’m playing now and like, I don’t remember how to make good moves or what the numbers on the dice mean.
Thank god for tutor mode.
airandangels:
spock-variety-hour:
airandangels:
mr-president:
Hey! Stop blogging!
Go masturbate.
Right now.
I just had a shower and got dressed; fuck off.
Dammit I just came home and I’m eating a hot potato, LATER!
I never voted for such a bossy and intrusive president.
I’m like President Ahmadinejad. You can have all the elections you want; I win them all.
thewindinmyheart replied to your post: Hey! Stop blogging! Go masturbate. Right now.
Can’t I’m busy reading about cameras I can’t have. Wait. Wait a second. Oh yes, yes…
Hey! Stop blogging!
Go masturbate.
Right now.
thedukeoflions:
Masturbation is such an odd topic. Firstly because of how naturally provocative it is since we’re still all on edge when it comes to sexuality it would seem, and secondly because of the differences between men and women.
It seems to be far more accepted/known that almost all men do it while women ‘seem’ to do it far less/nowhere near to the same percentage. It just seems a bit...
Cooking tip
If you cook rice in a non-nonstick pan, remove it from the heat when it’s done cooking and let it sit for five minutes, still covered.
The moisture in the rice will soften the stuff that’s stuck on the bottom and it’ll all come out cleanly, making the pan easier to wash later.
shakesneer asked: alex i am making your cat chase...
axereels:
shakesneer:
axereels:
What does yolo mean is that like yodelling
Yolo lo lo lee dee lee
remember when alex didn’t know what yolo meant
I was innocent then
I still don’t know what it means.
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If someone wrote a detailed history of the world... →
jasencomstock:
Meth Addict Accidentally Burns Down World’s Fifth-Oldest Tree
[…]
Sarah Barnes had climbed the tree to smoke, because where better to get high than in the branches of a 118-foot, 3,500 year old cypress ? The fire in question came when she wanted to get a better view of her surroundings, and presumably also her drugs. “The Senator,” as the tree was known, was burned to...
I just read a great short story by Jack McDevitt.
It’s called “The Far Shore” and it’s about a guy who gets stranded on an uninhabited planet 200 light years or so away. He starts off lonely and begins to get paranoid, but then one day he’s listening to his radio, trying to find a signal, and suddenly he’s listening to CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
It...
I feel warm and cold at the same time right now.
Warm on the inside and cold on the outside.
Dunno if I should put on clothes or not.
I have four dollars to my name. I really need to buy a new lighter. Gonna do that with my four dollars.
Aw, Bear is being so sweet and friendly right now. He just wants me to pet him. He’s purring so much.
He doesn’t get much animal contact since Henry died, so I guess I’m his go-to animal for cuddles.
ashiezorz:
Glow in the dark condoms are apparently a thing that students need
They are a thing that everyone needs.
What good is a penis if you can’t make it glow in the dark?
In fact, if you type “Waldo Emerson” into Wikipedia, it redirects to Ralph Waldo Emerson.
True, I just created the redirect page a minute ago, but I bet no one will challenge it.
Anonym fragte: Waldo, Alabama.
susiequeue replied to your post: ashiezorz replied to your post: ashiezorz replied…
i think he prefers to go by ralph
Sure, people usually refer to him as Ralph Waldo Emerson, but if I just said Ralph Emerson, you’d be like, who?
But if I say Waldo Emerson, you immediately know whom I’m talking about.
Also I’m pretty sure I’ve read somewhere that Thoreau referred...
ashiezorz replied to your post: ashiezorz replied to your photo: fizzylimon: …
He is I was changing my language for the target audience Wally could be anyone but who is really called Waldo who WHO
Waldo Emerson.
ashiezorz replied to your photo: fizzylimon: doctorwho: Steven, Matt, and…
he looks like Waldo
I thought Waldo was actually called Wally like everywhere except the US?
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Why can’t I make the suggestions of whom to follow just go away. It keeps suggesting people I don’t like and I hate seeing their names just go away.
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douxcapybaradoux replied to your post: An ax murderer is the only kind of murderer I’d…
Not even a knife murderer?
Nah, anyone can do murder with a knife; ax murderers are special.
An ax murderer is the only kind of murderer I’d sleep with.
After sex, we’d discuss the merits of different kinds of axes.
susiequeue replied to your post: How much does a new wireless mouse cost? Is it…
mine cost $15
I just looked on Amazon and the top ones when sorted by relevance were around $20, but then I sorted by price and there are wireless ones for like $3.
Yeah, I guess you can get a new mouse for around $20. Oh well, I guess that’s not going to be my next big business venture.
How much does a new wireless mouse cost? Is it more than I would charge someone to put new wooden slidey pads on an old mouse?
I would probably charge $20 to do for someone else what I just did to my own mouse.
adamusprime:
“gunshot wound” is redundant
we could just say “shot wound” or “gun wound”, we’d get the idea
it’s not like we say “the victim suffered a severe knifestab wound”
Not quite the same sort of thing, but yesterday I was thinking about how if you kill someone with an ax, then you’re an ax murderer, but if you kill someone with a gun or a knife or just about anything else,...
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Well, I know I won’t be making out with Adam at VidCon.
Because I’ll be sitting here at my computer.
Crying.
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Februar 2012
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Both of the anti-friction slidey pads on the bottom of my mouse are gone now. I wonder if I could make some new ones out of wood. Some really thin little strips of hickory or maple would be good I think. And super glue would stick them to the plastic I think.
I’m gonna try it.